Tiger Woods - Boot Camp

April 7th, 2005

By now everyone is, or should be, aware of Tiger spending four days practicing at being in the Army Special Forces. His dad was Special Forces and must have told Tiger a lot of War stories when he was a small child, as this was the driving force in Tiger’s desire to experience the reality of the training.

Any of us who has been in the service knows that four days is not enough time to get into the whole brain-washing routine the Armed Forces does on the recruits. They, of course, train you to blindly follow orders at the blink of an eye while expecting you to still know the difference between right and wrong. Getting up at four a.m. in the morning and running for 5 miles may make Tiger think that he is experiencing the real thing, but he has not had to endure the umpteen weeks of boot camp that came before the many weeks of Special Forces training. He made two jumps out of an airplane where he was tethered to a specialist in parachuting. They should have taken him up and kicked him in the butt just like what would have happened to any other trooper who hesitated at the door, and I have to believe he would have hesitated. Wouldn’t you hesitate, as the millions in future earnings and a beautiful blond fiancée waiting at home flashed before your not-yet-thirty-year-old eyes? Now that he has made two jumps he should take a page out of the WWF play book and jump from the Snoopy Two blimp, and land on the first tee just in time to hear his name being announced. I would pay to see that one!

On the firing range he discovered he is left-eye dominate and this should be a big help to him in seeing the break better when lining up a putt. How much better can he get? It’s finding the fairways where he has a problem; maybe he should have showed up the week they were doing orienteering! I was an Army brat, and as such we usually lived in post housing and had access to most of the Army Post. There were off-limit areas such as the firing range and the mortar range, but one of the training areas we did have access to was the P.T. course. I was about twelve years old when I first started running the P.T. course. At twelve I had the muscle mass of a typical twelve-year-old child. I only refer to myself as a 100-pound weakling to make the point that I could complete the course at 12, and beat the best time the Army was offering up when I was 16 years old. Of course I did not have a First Sergeant razzing me and making my life miserable while climbing, swinging, balancing and doing hand-over-hand maneuvers.

I am not trying to make light of the Army training; I am only pointing out that most twenty-somethings with an average sports background would be able to stay the course. Tiger has something more than an average sports background. I can’t even walk an 18 hole golf course any more and he does it 6 days a week when playing in a tournament.
I don’t know what the Army hoped to accomplish with this stunt, but I do hope they do not award him a Green Beret for four days training. It would not be fair to the Green Berets who have earned the distinction. Besides, that color green would clash with his jacket.

Winter Golf

April 7th, 2005

Here I am in Syracuse, New York wondering how soon I will be able to get back on the links. It has been a long winter with over 150 inches of snow and very few thaw days. In the past two weeks everything has been looking up as the daily temperature was near 40 degrees F or higher. All of the snow melted and as I drove by the courses I usually play I saw acres of green grass. I know that hitting a ball now would mean digging the ball out of the fairway after every shot, cleaning and replacing. This is, of course, why the clubs stay in the closet and the links remain closed. But at least there is light at the end of the tunnel, or at least there was until the latest forecast from our local weatherman. We now have a winter storm advisory with an expected 10+ inches of snow.

I have been fondly recalling the two years I lived in Miami, Florida where I gave no thought to winter advisories. I played golf year round and often came home with a coconut that had fallen from one of the many palms that lined the courses. This occurred often enough that I became adept at removing the husk without removing any fingers and toes. The course I most remember was a Municipal 18 hole course located near the Miami International Airport. It was inexpensive to play and the fairways were so smooth they rivaled most of the greens I have found on the northern courses. There were Banyan trees, Hibiscus bushes, water and plains that acted as hazards but never, I repeat, never in the two years I lived there was snow a factor to be dealt with.

Now I will admit that in January of 1975 after I had moved to Alaska we had a warm (Williwaw) wind come through and our temperature went up to a remarkable 60 degrees F in Anchorage, and on the same day Miami received an overnight inch of snow. Now the snow melted by mid morning, but it was still snow and the courses closed for the day. This was probably for the best because no sane person went out on the roads with people driving as if the white pavement was freshly cleaned concrete. I understand there were more fender benders that morning than had occurred all of the rest of the year.

To get back to the local scene: we have a 9 hole Executive course (Butternut Creek) that is offering a special for the month of April - all the golf you can play for $49.95 U.S. Their normal greens fees are $10.00 U.S., so you can see this is a bargain for the avid golfer. There are a lot of people who speak with derision of the Executive courses but I don’t think there is a better way to hone your short game. I was looking forward to taking them up on this offer but it seems Mother Nature (or should that be muther) has other plans for the Central New York area. Of course, this pending storm may be just an aberration and things will immediately go back to normal and continue to dry up and turn a firm green.

I may be pushing the season but a winter of inactivity will do that to a golfer. Wish me well if you read this article. After all, I have a free sleeve of Noodles I am eager to donate to the Gods of water and woods.

Golf - Buyer Beware

April 7th, 2005

I believe it was in the movie Network where one the characters opened a window and screamed “I’m mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore.” This is how I felt last week when I received the latest mailing from the PGA TOUR PARTNERS CLUB, but I am getting ahead of my self and should give you a little background on how I became involved with this organization.
Now it gets a little sticky because I really don’t know how they got my name; my wife says she may have entered my name for some giveaway online which then sold my name to the PGA TOUR PARTNERS CLUB (hereafter, to avoid writers cramp, I will refer to them as the PGATPC). The upshot is that they did get my name and sent me an invitation to join offering all sorts of benefits from a subscription to the PGATPC magazine, reduced greens fees, product testing (where I got to keep the product after testing), a bag tag and I.D. card each proving my membership, and I got all of this for only $24.00. In retrospect I should have circular filed this as I do most other unsolicited offers I receive, but I wrote my check and sent it off thinking “Cool, if I get a new putter or driver to test as shown in the brochure, then I will have recovered the cost of my membership.” The next thing I received was a bill for membership even though I had sent my payment along with the initial application. I could give them the benefit of the doubt because the bill did say “If you have already sent in your payment you should disregard this bill,” however, I argue they should read their incoming mail and have a second form letter saying “Thank you for your payment.” Needless to say I ignored their bill.

Within a few days of the bill I received a “Welcome” letter from Tom Lehman, the club President. I may have received one copy of their magazine but it was pretty unmemorable and I am not sure when it came in the mail. Two weeks ago I received a package from them indicating my test product was enclosed. It was immediately apparent this package did not house a putter or driver because of its diminutive size. Imagine my surprise when I found it contained a DVD and a VCR tape both of which contained the same game improvement information, but the instructions said I should send then $7.00 for the videos and let them know in which format I wanted the rest of the game improvement series. I know the law regarding unsolicited mailings and I was not about to pay for anything I didn’t order. They however, playing on the uninformed, did not point this fact out, they just kept repeating “send us the money, send us the money, send us the money.” They also stated “If you choose not to keep DRIVING FOR DISTANCE AND ACCURACY, just return both copies in the same box using the enclosed postage-paid label.” I was to put this label on a box which was pretty much destroyed in the opening process. Even if the box had not been bent and mutilated ( I would have spindled but I don’t have one) I was not about to send the video back to these people.

Oh yes, before I forget, also included in the package was my product they wanted me to test. Now I was under the impression I would be testing “NEW” products to let the manufacturer know if there would be a market for this item. What I received was a package of MAXFLI Noodle golf balls. Now the Noodle has been around for a couple of years and is not what most golfers would consider a “NEW” product. What a scam. I was livid, I immediately called their 800 number and vented my wrath on the poor customer service representative who was unlucky enough to take my call. I told him I would not pay for the DVD/VCR tape because I had not ordered them and that I was not going to return them. He said this was my right under the law. This took a little wind out of my sail because he apparently also knew the law and was being pleasant about the whole thing. I then proceeded to cancel my membership in the PGATPC and asked for a refund of my membership fee. He said he would process my request right away and that I would be refunded my entire $24.00. Don’t you hate it when someone is so pleasant that they take the mad right out of you?

I was going to use this forum to warn all of my readers about joining the PGATPC but after thinking it through I now encourage you to join and send in your $24.00 ( ignore the bill when you receive it) and once they send you your MAXFLI Noodles and the DVD/VCR combo, call and cancel as I did. You can keep one of the videos and give the other as a gift to a golf buddy, you get a free sleeve of Noodles and get your $24.00 back, all of this for the cost of the initial 37 cent stamp. Does life get any better?

Tiger Woods Golf

April 7th, 2005

Tiger Woods has said he will not play in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am because the greens are too bumpy and it takes him weeks to trust his putter again after playing the course.
It seems to me that Tiger is sounding like a duffer. Are the greens really bumpy by design? Or is the cause of the “bumps” the use of the metal spikes the Pros are allowed to use? I have seen undulations, I have seen tiers, I have seen spike marks and scuffs, I have seen more than my share of unrepaired or poorly repaired ball marks, but I have never seen “bumps” (I take that back - when I was a teenager I had pimples so I do know how bumps look!)

What exactly do bumps look like to Tiger? Do they look like miniature mole hills, are they larger like the domed hills they put in the miniature golf courses, or is he referring to childhood acne?

Help us understand the problem, Tiger. In 2000 you came back from 7 behind to win the tournament. Granted you did not win in 2001 and 2002, and 2003 was skipped because of your bad knee, but the question still has to be asked. How bad can this problem be?

You did not play Pebble Beach last year because of your knee and everyone understood this and supported your decision. Have you been to Pebble Beach recently so you know the greens are in disrepair, or did Vijay pull you aside and whisper about how bumpy the greens are?

You need Pebble Beach in order to show the world that you are still the “phenom” everyone thinks you are. You also do not need to skip a tournament where Vijay could pull ahead of you in victories or money won.

We, your audience, need to believe in you and your ability to make the miracle shots. You have inspired countless young people to take up the game and they emulate you in doing so. Is it fair to these youngsters to deny them a week of watching the Tiger on the prowl? After all, you are old enough to mentally make the distinction between good putts that don’t drop because of the course and bad putts. I hesitate to mention the word “YIPS” because I don’t think this is a problem for you, however it does beg the question, can a particular course cause a temporary case of the yips?

The closest I have come to Pebble Beach is a drive-by but unfortunately it was in a car not a cart. In this writer’s opinion there is not a more beautiful course on this planet and I can only dream of playing Pebble Beach some day. Yet you will not play because it is “bumpy.” Shame on you

Golf Etiquette

April 7th, 2005

There are many things about golf that don’t make a lot of sense and the one that comes to my mind faster than any other is the yelling of “Fore” when you have hit a bad shot and there is a danger of the ball hitting someone else on the course. Why “Fore”? I know it is important to standardize on one shouted alert but why “Incoming” or “Look out” or “Aft” was not selected is beyond my ken. I used to golf with a business associate who would holler “Fore” after every tee and fairway shot just to be on the safe side. His comment was that he never knew when there might be a party of lawyers playing in front of him and he was not going to take any chances; I will leave him as anonymous. Another friend I golfed with had a habit of ducking whenever he heard the words “Fore” or “Four” spoken on the course. If he wanted to know the honors status for the next hole and someone said they got a four he would duck as if expecting to be hit by a ball. It was funny the first time.
When playing with my late father-in-law, Chet, I had moved further down the fairway than where his ball was lying as I wrongly thought he had out-driven me. I was just then approaching where my ball lay in the rough and I was distracted by trying to mentally compute the distance to the green and selecting a club for my second shot. He proceeded to hit a line drive towards me and instead of yelling “Fore” he called out my name, which caused me to turn in his direction just as the ball impacted above the spot on my anatomy where they measure the inseam. I almost gave up the game of golf that day but the swelling subsided and my memory dimmed of the pain. The mind has a way of doing this and can be attested to by the fact that women quite frequently agree to have more than one child.

I now use the “Fore” word whenever there is the slightest chance some human could be in its line of flight. I use the word human to denote a living thing that would understand the word “Fore”. I think this distinction is necessary because I still don’t know what I could have yelled to warn the Canadian goose. If I had yelled anything at all, the bird would have just heard “blah”. As it was, the goose did hear something coming and turned its head to see what it was. Other than some twitching this was the last move the goose made as I nailed it right between the eyes. I still feel bad about that shot.

I close this reverie by asking all of my readers to use “Fore” if there is a chance you will hit another person with your ball, especially if your group is the first off the tee after the Trial Lawyers Association annual golf tournament has sent out their last foursome, or should that be “foresome”.

Golf And Business

April 6th, 2005

Put on your golf shoes and get into the swing of things.

Everyone knows business and golf have become inextricably linked. But some entrepreneurs out there shanking, slicing and signing up clients could use a few lessons to bring their business games up to par. We know of one entrepreneur, for instance, who signed up for a golf tournament on the condition that she be paired with a certain potential client. One small handicap: She’d never swung a golf club in her life. She did land the client (even though she lost the tournament), but we wouldn’t call this the best course of action. In light of this, we’ve put together a guide to doing business on the links:

Golf Lesson No. 1: Turf Advantage

When it comes to cutting business deals, not all golf courses are created equal. Experts say some greens have a reputation for being very green indeed - they’re the hot spots that industry moguls and high-level executives choose for closing important business deals. William Hallberg, a Golf Digest course evaluator and author of The Rub of the Green (Ballantine Books), suggests you consider the plentiful business opportunities at the nation’s five most high-powered courses:

* Congressional Country Club, Bethesda, Maryland. This is the course of choice for politicians and deal makers from the nation’s capitol.

* Olympic Club, San Francisco. Local business executives enjoy its beautiful views and excellent club house and restaurant.

* New Orleans Country Club, New Orleans. This is a favorite among this region’s oldest families and wealthiest residents.

* Bethpage State Park Golf Course (Black), Bethpage, New York. High-rollers from the city flock to the area’s most magnificent golf course.

* Bel Air Country Club, Los Angeles. This is the place to be seen for movie industry execs and business heavyweights.

Golf Lesson No. 2: Pairing Up

Once you’ve settled on the best place to tee off, it’s time to learn the art of pairing, says Gretchen Kihm of golf course management company American Golf Corp. in Santa Monica, California. One strategy: Partner your potential client with whomever is closing the deal. Bring along your longtime customer Joe and new client John to complete the foursome; they can be called on to offer unique perspectives when needed.

Golf Lesson No. 3: Soft Sell

Whether you’re trying to drive in business with loyal customers or prospective clients, the best advice is to use a delicate touch. Even if your objective is to close the deal today, don’t begin talking business after the first practice swing. Professionals always play a few holes first, Kihm says. When you put your sales hat on, strive for a casual tone. Keep business talk to a minimum; experts advise talking shop no more than 20 percent of the time.

Golf Lesson No. 4: Good Connections

For M. Ann Padilla, president and CEO of Sunny Side Inc./Temp Side, a Denver staffing resource company, golf isn’t about making deals. It’s about making contacts. “The idea is to get to know someone you can do [future] business with,” says Padilla. For instance, Padilla claims talking on the golf course with one client about potential ways they could improve their relationship eventually increased her sales from this client by 70 percent.

Golf Lesson No. 5: Let The Games Begin

It’s time to play a few rounds. When you’re on the course, observe carefully, then cater your sales pitch accordingly. Someone’s golf game can reveal his or her derision-making sells, motivations and more. And if your opponent’s throwing his or her club in frustration, don’t bring up important business matters.

Finally, while golf courses furnish fertile grounds for deal-making, remember that golf is just a game. Enjoy it. In the end, only you can decide the best way to bring in business on the greens.

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Golf Clubs

March 26th, 2005

The Rules of Golf permit us to carry 14 clubs–all of our own choosing, incidentally. So why do we decide to carry some that are disinclined to cooperate in our perpetual bid to play better?

The long iron, for instance. “The only reason to carry a 1-iron,” says Tim Mahoney, a teaching professional with the Golf Digest Schools, “is to place it on the ground for alignment purposes. Two-iron, same deal. Replace it with a lofted wood.”

You might even consider tossing the 3-, 4- and 5-irons, as well, Mahoney says, and taking advantage of the plethora of lofted woods now available, each of them easier to hit than their cavity-back or muscle-back-iron counterparts.

The evolution of golf clubs has manifested itself in myriad ways, among them the oxymoronic metal wood that has rendered persimmon obsolete. Technology is our friend. We should embrace it, by customizing the makeup of our sets to better accommodate our level of skill (or lack of it, whatever the case may be).

The place to begin, naturally, is the tee box. “You have to put your ego at bay,” Mahoney says, “and understand that golf is an accuracy game, not a distance game. You’ve got to get your first serve in.”

Low-lofted drivers, though representing a degree of machismo, belong only in the bags of better players, those generating enough clubhead speed to launch the ball on an adequate trajectory as well as to square the clubface at impact. Mahoney even suggests that those with slower swing speeds and higher handicaps use a 3-wood in lieu of a driver, though Dean Reinmuth, a member of the Golf Digest Pro Panel, says higher-lofted drivers will suffice. The principle is the same either way: “The more loft, the less the ball is going to curve,” Mahoney says.

How many woods?

Generally, women and men with higher handicaps and slower swing speeds ought to carry at least five woods (up to a 9- or even an 11-wood). “They have bigger sweet spots and lower centers of gravity and are easier to hit [than irons],” Mahoney says. LPGA players frequently pack a full complement of woods–e.g., Vicki Goetze-Ackerman (1, 4, 5, 7, 9 and 11), whose least-lofted iron is a 6, and Liselotte Neumann (1, 4, 5 and 9), whose irons don’t go below a 4.

The lofted woods should replace longer irons, leaving none longer than a 5 or a 6. Four wedges also are recommended, so players don’t have to improvise their swings to vary the distances of pitch shots.

Average male players have more options. Mahoney says that they should carry as many as four or five fairway woods and four wedges.

“The mind-set that these golfers should have,” he says, “is to be conservative off the tee and aggressive around the greens.”

Reinmuth suggests a slightly more conventional plan. He says the average male players need not carry more than three woods and three wedges. “If they can hit the ball decently, they should stay away from overly high-lofted clubs,” he says. “Typically, anything above a 5-wood makes no sense. They should get one of the driving irons. It will help them keep the ball down. They should have a three-wedge set instead of four, because they have some control over distance.”

Give yourself options

The better players might want to have as many as 18 clubs from which to choose that day’s 14-club allotment, depending on the course and weather conditions, Reinmuth says. Into the wind on a course with long par 3s, you might consider replacing a 5-wood with a driving iron. On courses with several elevated greens, the 5-wood is an option, enabling a golfer to hit higher, softer shots into them.

Mahoney suggests that the better player carry a driver, 3- and 5-wood, and even a 7-wood. His reasoning is that a bad shot with a fairway wood will produce a better result than a bad shot with a long iron. The least-lofted iron to carry is a 4, he says.

Three wedges, at least, have become a staple of the professional golfer’s set make-up and should be a part of the better player’s arsenal as well.

Buyer, be aware . . . of your options

Once you’ve determined what to buy for an optimum set, the next step is how and where to buy it. Whatever your skill level, you are likely to wind up with more than 14 clubs anyway. Woods aren’t an issue; once sold in sets of three or four, they’re usually sold individually now, allowing you to pick and choose, all the way up to an 11-wood.

Irons, however, tend to be sold in sets–3 through pitching wedge for men, 4 through sand wedge for women–and the makeup generally is non-negotiable. The upshot is that you might wind up with a long iron or two that you’ll leave in your garage.

Just as the influx of lofted woods, utility clubs and additional wedges has created options in set make-up, the Internet, catalogues, pro shops and off-course shops have increased the options of how and where to buy. Here are the pros and cons of each:

The pro shop

The golf course pro shop traditionally has been the place to buy equipment and retains its appeal for doing so. “There’s a pretty good chance of having the club customized for you,” says Greg Lecker, head pro at Canoe Brook Country Club in Summit, N.J., and the PGA of America’s Merchandiser of the Year, Private Clubs. “Say a guy buying a new driver doesn’t like the stock grip. They can change grips for you right there.” Lecker notes, too, that pro shops typically have an array of demo clubs, enabling the prospective buyer to test equipment either on a practice tee or a golf course before deciding to buy.

The principle disadvantage of buying from a pro shop is a dearth of inventory. “There are a lot of small pro shops in America,” Lecker says, “and in a small pro shop a guy can’t afford to carry five or six of the best lines. They might only have one line available.”

The off-course discount shop

The breadth of inventory and the possibility of discovering a lower price give the discount shop an advantage over its counterparts. “Off-course guys tend to have better inventory,” says Lecker. “A guy will need a particular 3-wood with a senior shaft by Friday and he calls me on Thursday. I don’t have it. The guy down the highway five times out of 10 will have it.” The size of the inventory carried by off-course discount stores might enable a buyer to purchase equipment at a reduced price, too, Lecker says. The off-course discount store also offers a buyer the opportunity to hold a club, to waggle it, even to hit it, albeit often in a netted indoor cage. “Shopping for golf equipment is a pleasurable experience,” says Edwin Watts, co-owner with his brother Ronnie of Edwin Watts Golf Shops, which also uses the Internet and catalogues to sell equipment. “People love to do it. It’s a true passion.”

One potential disadvantage of the off-course shop is that the sales person might not be a PGA or LPGA professional, or, for that matter, know much about golf. “You’ve got to go in pretty educated, knowing what you want and need,” Lecker said. This depends on the store, of course. Many do have sales staff trained in the fitting systems of various manufacturers. Make sure you ask to see a PGA or LPGA professional.

Catalogues

Convenience is the primary advantage of buying through a catalogue or magazine. Catalogues usually are part of a company that has brick-and-mortar operations as well, often established and in business for a considerable length of time.

The downside is the inability to hold or test a product you’re considering purchasing.

The Internet

A relatively new purchasing outlet, the Internet offers buyers several advantages over its brick-and-mortar counterparts. Foremost among them is convenience: the ability to shop from your home or office. Another is value: the ability to price shop rather effortlessly. Moreover, used equipment can be bought and sold on the Internet.

The principal disadvantage of shopping on the Internet is that the element of feel is eliminated from the purchase. Golf, of course, is a game of feel. Buyers on the Internet do not have an opportunity to touch or hold the product they are considering buying. Another disadvantage is that custom-fitting tends to be more precise when performed by trained sales staff at a brick-and-mortar establishment.

“You can poorly fit someone in a lot of brick-and-mortars, too,” says Leigh Bader, owner of Joe and Leigh’s Discount Golf Shop in South Easton, Mass. “But fitting on the Internet is fitting like golf used to do 10 years ago, where it’s all static measurements.” Counterfeit and knock-off clubs abound on the Internet, requiring due diligence on the part of potential buyers. Moreover, if a site is not an authorized dealer, the likelihood of having a warranty serviced is dim.

In the final analysis, Watts says, shop with a reputable, established company that “has a history of being honest.” And the honest salesman, as Tim Mahoney might say, won’t attempt to sell you a 1- or 2-iron.

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